The Rambling Moron

These days, walking into a grocery store feels less like errand-running and more like auditioning for Supermarket Sweep during hyperinflation....

Let's unpack this like a pair of skinny jeans after Thanksgiving dinner. Sydney Sweeney, star of Euphoria and professional smoke...

It was the winter of 1991 when my dad and I loaded my suitcase in a van and drove from...

There's going to be a lot of history written about the Raging 20's I predict. We've talked a lot in...

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Dear Readers, we've spoken before in this space about the slippery slope we are finding ourselves in with extra fees....

It will likely come as no surprise to those who read this space frequently that I am a bit of...

Health is a fickle mistress who charges by the hour and still judges your life choices. I learned this the...

Nicknames have been a part of sports and growing up ever since Abe “Top Hat” Lincoln cut down his first...

Pete Rose bet on baseball; I bet on my blood pressure—suddenly, we're both back in the game. Let's face it:...

It was a Tuesday. There I stood at a Burger King holding my tray of chicken fries and regret. The...

Congratulations to the Class of 2025. You did it. You're the first true post-COVID graduates—meaning you've survived remote learning, mask...

You know that awkward moment when you catch yourself saying “thank you” to your microwave? No? Just me? Well, according...

Folks, I am here today to talk about a hot topic that has been causing quite a stir in the...

Owning a Tesla used to be a statement—a declaration that you cared about the planet, technology, and the undeniable cool...

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As many of you who have perused this space over the past decade plus, you'll know that I work in...

Over the past week, I've started paring down my TV options and subscriptions. They really catch up with you after...

There's nothing more patriotic than trucking it down to Houston or New Orleans or Tampa Bay and taking a swim...

The former CEO of Disney, Bob Iger, said “The riskiest thing we can do is just maintain the status quo.”...